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If you're from O. C, California, you're so good looking, you make food jealous.
My cousin moved to O. C and now she’s hotter than my mom’s lasagna.
That guy from my gym is from O. C, and he looks like he just walked out of a McDonald's commercial.
My friend’s dating a guy from O. C, and he’s got more charm than a pizza truck at 2 a. m.
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If you're from O. C, California, you're so good looking, you make everyone else look like they just fell out of a trash can.
My neighbor from O. C looks like he just stepped out of a commercial and kicked my dog.
My sister’s crush is from O. C and he’s so hot, he probably has a dating profile on LinkedIn.
That girl from my class is from O. C, and she’s got more style than my grandma’s closet.
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If you're from O. C, California, you're so good looking, you could make a salad look bad.
That guy from O. C is so hot, he made my sandwich look like it had a bad hair day.
My friend’s new boyfriend is from O. C, and he’s so good looking, my dog tried to flirt with him.
That girl from my school is from O. C, and she’s so pretty, my math teacher asked her to solve his loneliness problem.
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