obz

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A lazy person’s way of saying obviously. They’re too lazy to spell it out. They just say ‘obz’ and hope you’re dumb enough to understand.
Obz, I’m not coming to your party. I’m too busy being cool.
Obz, you failed the test. Get a life.
Obz, I’m not dating you. You’re a disaster.
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An obz is a person who makes up stupid excuses, cries like a baby, and throws weddings for people they don’t even know. They’re the worst kind of free loader.
Obz Joe cried at my cousin’s wedding. I didn’t even know him.
Obz Sarah said she was sick to avoid my birthday party. She was at the mall.
Obz Mike threw 10 weddings last year. None of them were his.
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An online business zone is where all the scammers and frauds hang out. It’s like a digital trash can for bad ideas.
I lost $500 in the OBZ. That’s my rent gone.
OBZ is just a fancy word for ‘I’m going to scam you.’
OBZ is where I got scammed into buying a fake iPhone.
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OBZ is a street gang from LA. They fight like animals, wear rags, and still think they’re cool. They’re like the old-school version of TikTok fame.
OBZ gang war broke out at the mall. People got hurt.
My uncle is OBZ. He fights people for no reason.
OBZ kids wear blue or red rags and think they’re tough.
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Obz is a dirty word for someone who’s super fat. It’s like calling someone a pig, but worse. It’s the insult of insults.
Obz! You look like a couch that got hit by a truck.
Obz! You’re not fat. You’re a food coma.
Obz! You’re so big, you’re a whole meal.
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Obz is a neighborhood in Cape Town where they look at stars and think they’re cool. It’s where astronomers hang out and pretend they’re important.
Obz is where I went to look at stars. I got lost.
Obz is where the astronomers live. They’re all nerds.
Obz is a fancy way of saying ‘I’m in a neighborhood with telescopes.’
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