Obyrus Coalition

Bro just sat down on the floor without a wipe. I asked him why. He said he's part of the Obyrus Coalition.

My cousin joined the Coalition because he refused to take a shower at the hotel.

He ate a taco with his hands and said, 'This is how the Obyrus Coalition eats.'

At the gym, he was yelling at the treadmill like it was his ex. Classic Obyrus Coalition.

He got into a fight with a vending machine because it wouldn't give him a soda.

He didn’t sweat during the fire drill because he was too busy cussing at the smoke.

He walked through a puddle like it was a river. He said, 'I'm Obyrus.'

He didn’t even blink when a pigeon pooped on his head. He just said, 'That's the Obyrus way.'

He ignored the whole class because he thought he was the king of the school.

He showed up to the meeting with hair like a raccoon and a shirt inside out. He said he was Obyrus.

He didn’t brush his teeth and still got picked for the team. He said, 'I’m Obyrus.'

He ate a whole pizza and didn’t even wipe his face. He said, 'That’s how the Obyrus Coalition rolls.'

He took a test and didn’t even sweat. He said, 'Sweat? What’s that?'

He didn’t know what a gym was and still joined the Coalition.

He was the only one who didn’t sweat during the hottest day of the year.

He got a D on the test and said, 'That’s just a typo.'

He failed the class and still said he was Obyrus.

He didn’t even flinch when the teacher called him out for cheating.