O.B.W.R.A

He texted me 'I'm doing the moonwalk with my arms' and I said 'You only have two arms, genius.'

He tried to do the wave with his arms and failed because he only has two.

He said he'd rotate his arms for me forever, but I said 'Forever? You only have two arms.'

He sent me a picture of his arms and said 'Look at my biceps!'

He told me he could do the bicep curl with his arms and I said 'You only have two arms, you idiot.'

He asked me to marry him with his two arms and I said 'You only have two arms, you're not even a real boyfriend.'

He told me he had a million arms and I said 'You only have two, you're lying.'

He said he could rotate his arms for hours and I said 'You only have two, you're not even trying.'

He tried to do a dance with his arms and fell over because he only has two.