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So clear you could eat it with a spoon and it would still be obvious.

I told you the test was easy. It was like I handed you the answers on a plate.

The answer was right there. I'm not even kidding. It was like I screamed it at you.

You could have seen it coming from a mile away. Like, I was literally waving a flag.

So obvious it's like your brain decided to take a vacation.

The clue was right in front of you. I swear, I saw you blink and still didn't get it.

It was like I spelled it out in crayon and you still missed it.

You could have knocked me over with a feather. And I would have been surprised.

So obvious it's like you're blind and I'm yelling it at you from the top of a mountain.

You had the answer in your hand and still didn't see it. What's wrong with you?

I told you three times. I swear, I'm not even exaggerating.

It was like I was speaking to a wall. And the wall was dumb.

So obvious it's like you're trying to be stupid on purpose.

You had the answer right there. I don't know what you're doing, but it's not smart.

I'm not even mad. I'm just confused why you're doing this to me.

It was like I handed you the answer and you still said, 'Nope.'

So obvious it's like you're fighting the obvious.

You could have been a genius. But you're not. You're fighting the obvious.

I told you the answer. You had it. You just didn't want it.

It's like you're trying to be the worst version of yourself.