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I tried to eat the whole pizza and now I feel like my insides are on fire.

My friend said I looked like a dog who just ate a sock.

I told my mom I was going to die from eating too much pizza.

I ate the whole pizza and now I can’t move. I’m like a broken robot.

My brother laughed so hard he spilled his soda on me.

My dad said I was going to need a pizza stretcher.

I ripped my ears off so fast, I think I broke my nose.

My friend said I looked like a monster from a horror movie.

I told my teacher I was going to be late because my ears were missing.