Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something so obvious it makes you want to scream and throw your phone at the wall

Why did you miss the obvious? I literally told you the plan!

You’re gonna fail this test because you’re too dumb to see the answer.

I had to explain the same thing three times because you’re a lost cause.

2

When something is so clear you think the person is intentionally being stupid

You knew the answer. You just chose to ignore it. Why?

I showed you the map. You still got lost. What’s wrong with you?

The question was on the board. You didn’t even look at it.

3

A situation so obvious it feels like you're talking to a brick wall

You’re not listening. You’re just pretending to hear me.

I explained it twice. You still didn’t get it. Are you even trying?

You’re like a dog who doesn’t want to listen to the same command over and over.

4

When you're so obvious it's like you're shouting the answer at the top of your lungs

Why didn’t you just say it? You were literally screaming the answer!

You made it so simple. Why did you complicate it?

The answer was right there. You could’ve just picked it up.

5

Something so clear it's like the person has a brain made of concrete

You could’ve figured it out. You just didn’t want to.

The answer was in front of you. You’re just too lazy to see it.

You got it wrong because you’re too dumb to think.

6

When you're so obvious it's like you're trying to be annoying on purpose

You knew the answer. You just wanted to be annoying.

You’re not stupid. You’re just choosing to be.

I told you three times. You still didn’t get it. Why?