Obviuy

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When someone yells the obvious like it's a secret, even though everyone can see it. They act like they just discovered fire while everyone else is roasting marshmallows.

'Bro, that guy is clearly mad! Why are you filming him? He's screaming at the barista!'

'Look at that dog wearing a hat! Why are you taking 200 photos? It's just a hat!'

'That’s the third time she’s checked her phone! Why are you commenting on every single thing?'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The annoying habit of describing something so clear it feels like you're explaining the moon to a blind person who’s also on a spaceship.

'He just tripped over his own feet! Why are you making a TikTok about it? It's not even funny!'

'That pizza is burnt! Why are you taking a selfie with it like it's a Nobel Prize?'

'She’s crying in the corner! Why are you writing a whole essay about it?'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you can't stop pointing out the obvious, even though it's like telling a kid the sky is blue while they’re watching a spaceship explode.

'That’s the fifth time he's fallen off the chair! Why are you narrating every single fall? It's not a movie!'

'She just spilled coffee on her shirt! Why are you doing a dance about it? It's just coffee!'

'He's arguing with the robot! Why are you writing a poem about it? It's just a robot!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Acting like you’re the first person to ever notice something, even though it’s like shouting 'the sky is falling!' when it's just a cloud.

'That’s the tenth time he’s walked into the wall! Why are you filming it like it's a documentary?'

'She just broke her phone! Why are you doing a TikTok about it? It's just a phone!'

'He’s screaming at the TV! Why are you writing a whole essay about it?'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you narrate the obvious like it's a blockbuster movie, even though it's just a kid spilling juice on his shirt.

'That’s the third time she tripped over her own feet! Why are you making a video about it? It's not a miracle!'

'He just yelled at the chicken! Why are you doing a dance about it? It's just a chicken!'

'She’s crying over a broken pencil! Why are you writing a book about it? It's just a pencil!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago