Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So obvious it makes your brain feel like it just got hit by a truck.

I told you the test was easy. You failed it. Obvitotes.

The answer was right there. You still missed it. Obvitotes.

You didn't even need to think. Obvitotes.

2

So clear it’s like your brain is screaming at you to notice it.

The clue was written in big letters. You still didn’t get it. Obvitotes.

You didn’t need glasses. You had Obvitotes.

It was the easiest question. You still got it wrong. Obvitotes.

3

So plain it’s like your brain is on vacation and won’t come back.

You saw the answer. You still didn’t pick it. Obvitotes.

It was right in front of you. You still missed it. Obvitotes.

The hint was obvious. You still didn’t get it. Obvitotes.

4

So simple it’s like your brain is taking a nap and won’t wake up.

You had the answer. You still got it wrong. Obvitotes.

The question was easy. You still didn’t get it. Obvitotes.

You didn’t need to think. You still didn’t get it. Obvitotes.

5

So clear it’s like your brain is busy doing something else and won’t come back.

You had the answer right there. You still missed it. Obvitotes.

You didn’t need help. You still didn’t get it. Obvitotes.

The clue was obvious. You still didn’t see it. Obvitotes.

6

So plain it’s like your brain is taking a holiday and won’t come back.

You saw the answer. You still didn’t pick it. Obvitotes.

The answer was there. You still missed it. Obvitotes.

It was simple. You still got it wrong. Obvitotes.