Obvipussy

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When you're so full of yourself that everyone can see you're getting the pussy

Bro, you're like a neon sign that says 'I'm getting laid' in 3 different languages.

She texted me 'You're the only one I want' while her ex was right there.

He walked into the room and said 'I'm the main dish' like he was the president.

You're so loud about getting the pussy that even your grandma can hear it

He posted a selfie with the caption 'This is how I roll' while his ex was crying in the background.

She told her whole class 'I got the best one' during lunch.

He sent a group message to his whole family 'I'm getting the best pussy ever'.

You're so proud of your pussy that you're like a cocky dog who just got fed

He said 'I'm the best' after getting a message from his crush.

She posted a TikTok with the text 'I'm the main event' while her crush was watching.

He texted his friends 'I'm the best' while his crush was right there.

You're so obvious about getting the pussy that even your pet can tell

He told his dog 'I'm getting the best one' while his crush was in the room.

She said 'I'm the best' while her crush was looking at someone else.

He texted his dog 'I'm the main man' while his crush was texting someone else.

You're so full of yourself that even your crush is tired of it

He said 'I'm the best' after getting a message from his crush.

She texted her crush 'I'm the best' while her crush was looking at someone else.

He posted a story saying 'I'm the main man' while his crush was talking to someone else.