Obviously a white boy

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A white boy is so obvious you could kick him in the face and he’d still be white.

I saw him wearing a tuxedo and thought, 'That’s obviously a white boy.'

She said he was a white boy, and I said, 'Bro, he’s got white skin like a ghost.'

He walked in and I thought, 'That’s not a black boy. That’s a white boy.'

A white boy is like a neon sign that says, 'I’m white!' in all caps.

He walked in and I said, 'That’s a white boy. Look at him, he’s brighter than a neon sign.'

She said, 'That’s a white boy, he’s got the white boy glow.'

He came in, and I thought, 'That’s a white boy. He’s got the white boy shine.'

A white boy is someone who looks like a milkshake and acts like he owns the damn store.

He walked in and I said, 'That’s a white boy. He looks like a milkshake.'

She said, 'He’s not black, he’s white. He looks like a milkshake.'

He came in and said, 'I’m a white boy. I look like a milkshake and I own the store.'

A white boy is someone who’s so white you could use him as a highlighter.

He walked in and I said, 'That’s a white boy. He’s so white I could use him as a highlighter.'

She said, 'He’s a white boy. He’s got the white boy brightness.'

He came in, and I thought, 'That’s a white boy. He’s so white he could light up a room.'

A white boy is someone who’s so white you could use him as a paper towel.

He walked in and I said, 'That’s a white boy. He’s so white he could soak up my sadness.'

She said, 'He’s a white boy. He’s got the white boy absorbency.'

He came in and I thought, 'That’s a white boy. He looks like a paper towel.'

A white boy is someone who’s so white he could beat a black boy in a color war.

He walked in and I said, 'That’s a white boy. He could beat a black boy in a color war.'

She said, 'He’s a white boy. He’s got the white boy power.'

He came in, and I thought, 'That’s a white boy. He’s got the white boy strength.'