obviouslut

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When someone is so clearly a slut that even your grandma can see it from across the street.

My ex walked in wearing a bikini and a smile. Obviouslut. I almost threw up.

She texted me a selfie in her bra. Obviouslut. I blocked her.

He flirted with three girls at once. Obviouslut. I called him a f***ing idiot.

When a group of people are so f***ed up that they think being loud and drunk is a lifestyle.

They screamed at the bar. Obviouslut. I wanted to leave.

They danced on the table. Obviouslut. I took a picture for my mom.

They passed out on the floor. Obviouslut. I called the cops.

When people act like they're the only ones who ever had sex and it was the best thing ever.

She bragged about her 10th boyfriend. Obviouslut. I rolled my eyes.

He posted a selfie with a girl. Obviouslut. I called him a f***ing poser.

They kissed in the middle of the class. Obviouslut. I got a C on my test.

When someone is so trashy that they think wearing socks with sandals is a fashion statement.

She wore a sock with a sandal. Obviouslut. I almost laughed.

He wore socks with sandals to a party. Obviouslut. I called him a f***ing fool.

They both wore socks with sandals. Obviouslut. I asked for a refund.

When people are so f***ed up that they think being a slut is a job title.

She said 'slut is my job.' Obviouslut. I almost f***ing died.

He said 'slut is my career.' Obviouslut. I called him a f***ing moron.

They both said 'slut is our life.' Obviouslut. I left the room.