obviouslerweise

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A fancy way of saying something was so clear even a blind man could see it and still had no idea what was going on.
I told you the test was easy. Obviouslerweise, I passed with a 100.
She said the cake was burnt. Obviouslerweise, it looked like a fire had exploded in the oven.
He said the movie was bad. Obviouslerweise, I fell asleep during it.
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When something is so plain it makes you want to scream into a pillow and then throw it at the person who didn’t get it.
The answer was right there. Obviouslerweise, I still got it wrong.
The hint was huge. Obviouslerweise, I missed it completely.
The clue was written in all caps. Obviouslerweise, I still didn’t see it.
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A way of saying something was so clear it felt like the universe was screaming it at you and you still acted like you didn’t hear it.
The problem was explained three times. Obviouslerweise, I still needed help.
The sign said 'No Parking.' Obviouslerweise, someone parked there anyway.
The instructions were simple. Obviouslerweise, I messed it up.
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When something is so obvious it's like the person who didn't get it was born in a dark room with no light and no brain.
The answer was right in front of me. Obviouslerweise, I still guessed wrong.
The plan was perfect. Obviouslerweise, it all went wrong.
The joke was simple. Obviouslerweise, I didn’t get it.
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A way of saying something was so clear it felt like the person who didn’t get it was wearing a blindfold and had their ears plugged with socks.
The question was easy. Obviouslerweise, I still had to ask for help.
The clue was there. Obviouslerweise, I still didn’t see it.
The answer was screaming at me. Obviouslerweise, I didn’t hear it.
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