Obvious Wolf

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A person who messed up so bad it’s like they were born to fail, but you still call them a winner because you’re too lazy to be mad.

You: 'You failed the test? No wonder, you’re an obvious wolf.'

Mom: 'You spilled soup on the floor again? You’re an obvious wolf.'

Teacher: 'You cheated on the math quiz? You’re an obvious wolf.'

Someone who did something stupid, but you act like it’s a huge compliment because you’re too proud to be right.

Friend: 'You tripped in front of the whole class? You’re an obvious wolf.'

Brother: 'You ate the last slice of pizza? You’re an obvious wolf.'

Boss: 'You missed the meeting? You’re an obvious wolf.'

A person who made a mess of everything, and you still call them cool because you’re too dumb to be mad.

Sister: 'You drew on the wall with markers? You’re an obvious wolf.'

Neighbor: 'You left your dog outside in the snow? You’re an obvious wolf.'

Classmate: 'You talked during the movie? You’re an obvious wolf.'

A person who messed up so much it’s like they were sent from hell, but you still say they’re awesome because you’re too lazy to think.

Mom: 'You broke your phone? You’re an obvious wolf.'

Teacher: 'You forgot your homework again? You’re an obvious wolf.'

Friend: 'You lost your dog? You’re an obvious wolf.'

A person who did something so bad it’s like they were cursed, but you still tell them they’re amazing because you’re too proud to be right.

Dad: 'You forgot your birthday? You’re an obvious wolf.'

Friend: 'You failed the exam again? You’re an obvious wolf.'

Boss: 'You took a 3-hour lunch break? You’re an obvious wolf.'

A person who made a total disaster of everything, and you still say they’re the best because you’re too dumb to know better.

Sister: 'You burned the dinner again? You’re an obvious wolf.'

Classmate: 'You talked during the test? You’re an obvious wolf.'

Neighbor: 'You yelled at the mailman? You’re an obvious wolf.'