obvious terminus

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The final stop in a love train before it crashes into a wedding. You know it's here when both people are too dumb to realize they're already married.

'We're engaged? I thought we were just dating more seriously.'

'He proposed. I didn't even see it coming. I was busy being too dumb to notice.'

'She said yes. I said yes. Then I realized we're both too dumb to have a life anymore.'

The moment two people realize they're stuck with each other, and it's too late to back out. Like being stuck on a sinking ship with no life jackets.

'We're engaged. I didn't even know I was on the ship.'

'I said yes. Now I'm stuck with him. No life jacket. No escape.'

'She proposed. I said yes. Now we're both stuck on this sinking ship.'

The final destination of a relationship that's going nowhere fast. It's like being stuck in traffic and realizing you're never going to get out.

'We're engaged. I didn't even know we were in traffic.'

'He proposed. I said yes. Now we're both stuck in traffic forever.'

'She said yes. Now I'm stuck in traffic with her. No end in sight.'