obvious poe

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a person who thinks they're a Poe, but they're just a sad joke that no one wants to hear.

'I'm trying to be edgy, but I just said 'bro' 10 times.'

Sent a poem about 'the struggle' to a group chat no one asked for.

Tried to use 'literally' as a metaphor and failed.

a person who tries to be cool by quoting Poe, but they just sound like a confused kid who doesn't know what they're doing.

Posted a 3-sentence 'deep thought' in all caps.

Tried to explain life with a metaphor and used 'pizza' as the main character.

Wrote a poem about their feelings and called it 'epic.'

a person who thinks they're being mysterious, but they're just being annoying and bad at it.

Sent a cryptic message that just said 'why?'

Tried to be profound by saying 'the sky is blue' and called it a revelation.

Used 'mysterious' in every sentence and nobody knows why.

a person who tries to sound like a real Poe, but they just sound like they're trying too hard and failing.

Wrote a 10-page essay about 'the struggle' and called it a 'masterpiece.'

Used 50 adjectives to describe 'the sun' and called it 'a metaphor.'

Tried to be dramatic by falling to the floor and said 'I am dying.'

a person who thinks they're being poetic, but they're just being a mess and no one understands them.

Wrote a poem with 12 rhymes and called it 'simple.'

Used 'thou' in a tweet and no one knows what they're talking about.

Tried to be wise by saying 'the world is a cake' and called it a 'life lesson.'

a person who tries to be deep, but they just sound like they're trying to impress people and failing.

Tried to be philosophical by saying 'time is a friend' and called it a 'truth.'

Wrote a 5-sentence 'life lesson' and called it 'inspiring.'

Used 'soul' in every sentence and no one knows why.