obvious ovulation october

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Obvious Ovulation October is when you try to get pregnant in every place you can during October, even if you're not married or slightly sane. People call it Triple O because it's annoying as hell.

I tried to get pregnant in a Burger King. It didn’t work. But the cashier gave me a free soda.

My boss thought I was having a breakdown. I was just trying to get pregnant in the office.

I tried to get pregnant in a library. The librarian gave me a dirty look and a library fine.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

Obvious Ovulation October is when you try to knock someone up in every place you go during October. It's like a holiday for people who are desperate to have kids.

I tried to get pregnant in a subway. The train conductor asked if I was okay. I said no, I was just trying to get pregnant.

I tried to get pregnant in a grocery store. I got a free coupon and a weird look.

I tried to get pregnant in a coffee shop. The barista said I was louder than the espresso machine.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

Obvious Ovulation October is when you try to get pregnant in every place you can during October. It's like you're trying to make a mess everywhere you go.

I tried to get pregnant in a park. The squirrels ran away. I looked like a fool.

I tried to get pregnant in a movie theater. The whole row laughed at me.

I tried to get pregnant in my boss's office. He gave me a warning and a free lunch.

by Slangipedia 12h ago