obviosulty

She walked in wearing nothing but a smile and a bra. Obviosulty.

He texted me a photo of his dog and called it 'obviosulty.'

My mom said I was 'obviosulty' when I wore socks with sandals.

She showed up to the party in a bikini and a shirt. Slutty so hard it’s a sport.

My crush said I was 'slutty so hard it’s a sport.'

My teacher gave me a D for being 'slutty so hard it’s a sport.'

She got a tattoo of a bra and called it 'slutty like it’s a full-time job.'

My friend wore a dress to a football game and said it was 'slutty like it’s a full-time job.'

My brother called my pet goldfish 'slutty like it’s a full-time job.'

She started a blog called 'slutty so much it’s a lifestyle.'

My dad said I was 'slutty so much it’s a lifestyle.'

My goldfish got a job at a bar and called it 'slutty so much it’s a lifestyle.'

She got arrested for being 'slutty so bad it’s a crime.'

My crush said I was 'slutty so bad it’s a crime.'

My mom called the cops because I was 'slutty so bad it’s a crime.'