obvioslut

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A girl so obvious she smells like cheap perfume and bad decisions.

She walks in and the whole class knows she's been to three different parties this week.

Her outfit is a full-on fashion disaster with a side of attitude.

She texted me 'I'm coming over' at 10 PM on a school night.

A girl who acts like she’s been to every club in the city and only wears eyeliner because it’s cheaper than mascara.

She told me she’s been to a club with her mom and it was 'kinda cool' but 'also kinda boring'.

Her eyeliner is smudged and she’s still trying to look cool.

She showed me a picture of her and said 'this is my club life' and I believe her.

A girl who thinks being a slut is a job and she’s got a badge and everything.

She told me she’s got a 'slut resume' and it’s got 12 entries already.

She showed me her 'slut badge' and it’s just a sticker from a convenience store.

She said she’s got a 'slut schedule' and it’s just her phone calendar.

A girl who’s so obvious she’s like a neon sign that says 'I’m a slut and I’m proud.'

She walks in and everyone knows she’s been out all night and it’s only 7 AM.

She texted me 'I’m a slut and I’m not sorry' and I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or a threat.

She came to school with a lipstick stain on her shirt and a hairpin in her hair.

A girl who thinks she’s the only one who can be a slut and everyone else is just pretending.

She said 'I’m the only real slut here' and I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or a challenge.

She walked into class and said 'I’m not pretending I’m a slut' and I believed her.

She told me she’s got 'slut powers' and I asked what they were and she said 'obviousness.'

A girl who’s so obvious she doesn’t even need to try. She just is.

She walked in and the whole class knew she was a slut before she even opened her mouth.

She texted me 'I’m a slut and I don’t even need to try' and I believed her.

She said 'I don’t need to be obvious, I just am' and I thought she was being cool.