obviology

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the art of pointing out the obvious like it's a miracle
Why is it still raining? Did you not notice the sky was crying?
You’re late. I mean, duh. You’re never on time.
He cheated. Like, obviously. Everyone saw it.
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when you state the obvious so loud it becomes a new law
It’s 2 a. m. You’re still up. What did you expect?
You got a D on the test. No one is surprised.
She’s wearing a dress to a football game. I mean, really?
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the process of making everyone feel stupid for not noticing the obvious
You missed the bus. You were right there. What were you doing?
He’s been cheating for months. Why didn’t you see it sooner?
She’s the worst player. You all know that.
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the act of telling people what they already know, just for fun
You’re tired. It’s 1 a. m. Did you forget how time works?
He’s the worst at math. We’ve all known that for years.
You forgot your phone. What did you think would happen?
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when you make the obvious so obvious it’s like you’re doing it for a living
You’re out of milk. You had no milk. What were you thinking?
He’s the weakest link. Everyone knows that.
She’s the most annoying. No one disagrees.
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the skill of making the obvious seem like a big deal
You’re late. Again. What is it with you and time?
He’s been slacking off for weeks. What did you think would happen?
She’s the worst. Everyone knows it.
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