Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A giant pain in the ass who acts like they just discovered fire every time something happens. They point out the obvious like it’s some kind of miracle.

Obvi, the sky is blue! I’ve been alive for 10 years!

Obvi, the pizza is gone. You ate it. You’re not a genius.

Obvi, I just failed my test. I didn’t even try. Duh.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

2

A stupid shortcut for ‘obviously’ that makes you sound like a 12-year-old who thinks they’re cool.

Obvi, you’re late. You took a wrong turn. It’s not that hard.

Obvi, your dog just ate your homework. It’s not that hard to see.

Obvi, you’re crying. I can see your face. You’re not a detective.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

3

A dumb way to say obviously that only people who think they’re smart use. It’s like saying ‘duh’ but louder.

Obvi, the teacher is yelling at you. You’re not a genius.

Obvi, I just told you that. You’re not listening.

Obvi, the class is over. You’ve been sitting there for an hour.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

4

A lazy, annoying shortcut for obviously that girls use to sound smarter than they are. It doesn’t make them cool, it just makes them louder.

Obvi, I just told you that. You’re not paying attention.

Obvi, your hair is on fire. You’re not blind.

Obvi, I just said that. You’re not a genius.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

5

A word that 3rd graders use to sound smart. They say it like it’s some kind of secret code. It’s not. It’s just dumb.

Obvi, the answer is 2 + 2. It’s not that hard.

Obvi, I just said that. You’re not a genius.

Obvi, your backpack is full of snacks. You’re not stupid.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

6

A word used by people who think they’re smart but are actually just bored. They say it like it’s some kind of deep thought.

Obvi, the class is over. You’ve been sitting there for 10 minutes.

Obvi, your friend is crying. You’re not blind.

Obvi, I just told you that. You’re not a genius.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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A word that’s like ‘obviousness’ but for people who think they’re special and don’t know how to use words properly.

Obvi, the test is easy. You’re not a genius.

Obvi, your friend is late. You’re not blind.

Obvi, I just said that. You’re not a genius.

by Slangipedia 7d ago