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A fancy way to say something is so obvious even a brain-dead donkey would get it. You say it when someone is being a total idiot.
Obviduh, you just failed math again. What did you expect? A trophy? A parade? A free pizza?
Obviduh, I told you to put your shoes on. You’re not a dog.
Obviduh, the sky is blue. You’re not a color-blind goblin.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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When something is so clear even your grandma’s cat could see it. You use it when someone is being a complete moron and you’re about to lose your mind.
Obviduh, you spilled coffee on your shirt. Why are you still wearing it?
Obviduh, I said left, not right. You’re not a confused turtle.
Obviduh, the door was open. You’re not a wall.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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