obvidently

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Obvidently is when something is so obvious it’s like you’re hitting yourself in the face with a brick.
Obvidently, you’re dumb enough to think you can pass this class.
Obvidently, he didn’t learn anything from the last five failures.
Obvidently, the sky is blue and you’re an idiot for not knowing.
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Obvidently is a word that only smart people use to make others feel stupid for not knowing the same thing.
Obvidently, you’re the only one who didn’t notice the fire in the kitchen.
Obvidently, you think you’re the first person to ever mess up.
Obvidently, you’re not paying attention, and that’s not a mystery.
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Obvidently is when something is so clear it’s like you’re yelling it at someone who’s got their head in a toilet.
Obvidently, you can’t read the sign that says ‘No Running’.
Obvidently, you think it’s okay to take three naps in one day.
Obvidently, you’re too lazy to look up the definition of ‘obvidently’.
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Obvidently is like the universe is screaming at you and you still don’t get it.
Obvidently, you think the sun comes out at night.
Obvidently, you’re too dumb to realize you’re failing.
Obvidently, you’re the only one who doesn’t know the answer to this question.
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