Obviant

When something is so obvious it makes you want to scream, but you’re too lazy to explain it. Also what Sean says when he’s drunk and thinks he’s Einstein.

A fancy way of saying something is plain as day, but you’re too dumb to see it. Also what Sean says when he’s drunk and thinks he’s a philosopher.

When something is so clear it’s like you’re looking at it through a magnifying glass. Also what Sean says when he’s drunk and thinks he’s a genius.

A way of saying something is painfully obvious, like you’re shouting it at a deaf person. Also what Sean says when he’s drunk and thinks he’s a king.