Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so obvious it makes your brain hurt and your mom’s proud

You failed math. Obves.

Your dog ate your homework. Obves.

You're still single. Obves.

2

like you’re spelling it out for a toddler who just peed on the floor

You’re late. Obves.

You’re wearing socks with sandals. Obves.

You forgot your password. Obves.

3

so clear even your goldfish could understand it

You’re broke. Obves.

You’re still using Windows 95. Obves.

You’re dating your ex. Obves.

4

you don’t need glasses to see it, you need a therapist

You’re still using Facebook. Obves.

You’re crying in the shower. Obves.

You forgot to do your taxes. Obves.

5

so obvious it’s like your ex just walked back in

You’re still mad about that pizza. Obves.

You forgot your phone. Obves.

You’re still using that same old meme. Obves.

6

so clear it’s like your brain just threw up

You’re still using that same password. Obves.

You’re crying at work. Obves.

You forgot to brush your teeth. Obves.