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To shout something in your face so loud and clear that even a deaf person would feel it in their bones.
My mom yelled, 'You failed math again!' at me in the middle of the grocery store.
The teacher screamed, 'You didn't do your homework!' in front of the whole class.
My dad blurted out, 'You left the door open again!' when he came home from work.
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To tell someone something so plainly that it might as well be written in giant letters on a billboard.
My brother said, 'You’re eating my pizza!' in the most obvious way possible.
My friend texted me, 'You’re wearing my shirt!' like it was the most shocking thing ever.
My mom announced, 'You forgot your keys again!' while I was still in the house.
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To inform someone so clearly that even a brain-dead zombie would get it.
My dad yelled, 'You didn’t clean your room!' like it was a life-or-death situation.
My teacher said, 'You’re not paying attention!' while I was literally staring at her.
My friend told me, 'You left your phone at my house!' as if I had no memory.
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To tell someone something so directly that it feels like you’re holding a neon sign in their face.
My brother said, 'You’re eating my snack!' right in front of me.
My teacher shouted, 'You’re not doing your work!' while I was already halfway done.
My friend texted me, 'You’re wearing my clothes!' like I had no idea.
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To make something so clear that even a blind person would be able to see it with their eyes closed.
My mom said, 'You’re failing again!' in the most obvious way possible.
My teacher screamed, 'You didn’t do your assignment!' while I was already finished.
My dad yelled, 'You forgot your lunch!' like I had no brain.
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