Oburn

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So cool it makes your brain feel like it got hit by a snowplow.
My homie just pulled up in a Tesla and said 'Hey', I was Oburn.
That ice cream truck driver is Oburn. I swear he’s from another planet.
My dog just ate my homework and got a gold star, that’s Oburn.
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So awesome it makes your enemies cry and your mom proud.
That pizza was Oburn. I ate the whole thing and still had seconds.
My cousin failed a test and got a B, that’s Oburn.
The teacher let us play video games all day, that was Oburn.
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So good it makes your brain go 'What?' and your stomach go 'More?'
That video game was Oburn. I played it for 12 hours straight.
My dog just won the lottery, that’s Oburn.
That ice cream was Oburn. I ate it with a spoon and a fork.
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So awesome it could make a dinosaur blush and a ghost jealous.
My dog just learned how to dance, that’s Oburn.
That smoothie was Oburn. I drank it with a straw and a mop.
My cousin just became a billionaire, that’s Oburn.
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So good it makes your brain go 'I need more of this' and your feet go 'Let’s run!'.
That burger was Oburn. I ate it with my hands and my face.
My dog just learned how to speak Spanish, that’s Oburn.
That movie was Oburn. I watched it three times and still wanted more.
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