Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you look like a donut that got hit by a truck

My cousin ate three pies and now he's obunqushwis

I'm obunqushwis because I didn't leave the couch all day

She got obunqushwis from eating too much pizza

2

when you are so fat you could make a sandwich out of yourself

He's obunqushwis and can't fit into his pants

I'm obunqushwis from eating all day

My dog is obunqushwis because he eats my food

3

when you are so big you could take on a superhero

My mom is obunqushwis and could bench-press me

He got obunqushwis from eating too much cake

I'm obunqushwis and can't run anymore

4

when you're so fat you look like a balloon that's about to burst

My brother is obunqushwis and can't move

She got obunqushwis from eating all the cookies

I'm obunqushwis and can't fit into my chair

5

when you’re so fat you could start a new food group

He’s obunqushwis and eats like a horse

My friend is obunqushwis and can’t walk

I’m obunqushwis and can’t fit into my pants

6

when you’re so fat you could be a new planet

My dad is obunqushwis and can’t get up

She’s obunqushwis and eats my food

I’m obunqushwis and can’t run