Obunda

Your breakfast was an obunda. Pancakes on the floor, syrup in the toilet.

This meeting was an obunda. No one knew why we were there.

Your mom's hair is an obunda. It looks like a raccoon threw a party in there.

That movie was an obunda. It had talking cows and a plot that didn’t make sense.

Your homework was an obunda. You wrote it in crayon and spelled ‘math’ as ‘mth’.

Your uncle’s dance moves are an obunda. They look like a goat on a trampoline.

That pizza was an obunda. It was burnt, soggy, and had a surprise of pickles.

Your brother’s haircut is an obunda. It looks like he used a chainsaw and a blindfold.

That song was an obunda. It had a cat meowing and a potato talking.

That cake was an obunda. It looked like it had been stepped on by a dinosaur.

Your dog’s new friend is an obunda. It has three eyes and smells like a garbage can.

That outfit was an obunda. You wore socks with sandals and a hat made of socks.

That game was an obunda. You played it for three hours and only won by accident.

That road trip was an obunda. You got lost, ran out of snacks, and your dad yelled at the GPS.

That TikTok was an obunda. It had a cat doing the cha-cha and a kid crying over a missing sock.