obtusnoxious

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A person who is not just annoying but also clueless and refuses to get it even when it’s handed to them with a smile and a curse word.
Why don’t you just die? I asked. He said, 'I don’t know what that means.'
She explained the joke three times. He still didn’t get it. And he called me a baby.
He insulted my mom, then asked why I was mad. I said, 'Because you’re obtusnoxious.' He said, 'What’s that mean?'
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Someone who is so dumb and so rude you want to punch them and also feed them a dictionary.
He told me I was ugly. I told him he was a moron. He said, 'What’s a moron?'
I explained the rules of the game. He ignored me and kept cheating. I called him obtusnoxious. He said, 'What’s that mean?'
He called my dog fat. I said, 'Your brain is fatter.' He said, 'I don’t know what that means.'
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A person who is both a complete idiot and a total pain in the ass who never learns.
He kept making the same mistake. I told him. He said, 'I don’t know what you’re talking about.'
She insulted my dad. I told her to shut up. She said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because you’re obtusnoxious.' She said, 'What’s that?'
He asked me for help. I told him. He still failed. I said, 'You’re obtusnoxious.' He said, 'I don’t know what that is.'
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A person who is so annoying and so dumb you want to throw them out of a window and also give them a PhD.
He asked me for advice. I gave it. He still messed everything up. I said, 'You’re obtusnoxious.' He said, 'What’s that mean?'
She insulted my cat. I told her to stop. She said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because you’re obtusnoxious.' She said, 'I don’t know what that means.'
He failed the test. I told him. He said, 'I don’t know what you’re talking about.' I said, 'You’re obtusnoxious.' He said, 'What’s that?'
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Someone who is not only rude but also so slow on the uptake it’s like they have a donkey brain.
He insulted my teacher. I told him to stop. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because you’re obtusnoxious.' He said, 'What’s that mean?'
She asked me a question. I answered. She said, 'What?' I said, 'You’re obtusnoxious.' She said, 'I don’t know what that is.'
He kept making the same mistake. I told him. He said, 'I don’t know what you’re talking about.' I said, 'You’re obtusnoxious.' He said, 'What’s that mean?'
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