Obtuse Squabajuice

Yo, I just said 'y’all look like a bunch of chumps' and he asked if I was mad

He said 'I'm the best at this game' and I said 'you're the best at being oblivious'

I told him he looked like a fella who just got caught in a snowstorm and he said 'that's a compliment'

He said 'this is my moment' when no one even noticed him

He walked into a room and said 'the spotlight is on me' and no one moved

He started a fight with the waiter because he thought he was being ignored

He said 'that was a compliment' when I called him a 'fella who can't even count to ten'

He took a 'you're a dumbo' as a 'you're a legend'

I told him he looked like a lost sock and he said 'that’s the best compliment I’ve ever heard'

He said 'that was a flex' when I said 'you’re the weakest link'

He took a 'you look like a guy who just fell in a ditch' as a 'you’re a king'

He said 'I’m getting respect' when I told him he looked like a drowned rat

He said 'follow me' when he was walking in circles

He told everyone to follow him and ended up in the parking lot

He said 'this is the way' and then walked straight into a wall

He said 'I know everything' and then asked what a triangle was

He yelled 'I’m the best' and then got lost in the grocery store

He said 'I’m the king of the block' and couldn’t find his own house