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When a guy decides to have sex with a woman who’s so big and stiff she looks like she’s trying to bench press a brick wall while doing it.
My cousin tried to do the missionary position with his girlfriend and it looked like she was trying to fold a tent.
My mom’s friend’s husband has no idea what he signed up for.
He said it felt like he was trying to hump a sofa.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Sex with a woman so chunky and tight she might as well be wearing a corset while doing the most basic of positions.
My uncle said it was like trying to squeeze into a phone booth with three other people.
My dad’s friend looked like he was trying to wrestle a donut.
He said it felt like he was doing yoga with a brick.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The kind of sex where the woman is so big and stiff she looks like she’s trying to do a deadlift while being tied down.
My brother said it was like trying to hump a refrigerator.
His friend’s girlfriend looked like she was trying to do a plank and a sit-up at the same time.
He said it felt like he was trying to squeeze into a tiny car with five other people.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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