obtuse caboose

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a butt so huge it could knock out a fat kid in a wrestling match

My aunt’s caboose is so obtuse, it’s like a mountain exploded in a pants leg.

He tried to sit down on the bus, but his caboose took up three seats.

My dog’s caboose is so obtuse, it could be a new fashion trend.

a tushy so wide it could double as a parking lot for a donkey

Her caboose is so obtuse, it got a traffic ticket.

He tried to hide his caboose behind a curtain, but it just came through.

The caboose was so obtuse, it blocked the sun.

a backside so big it could make a train derail just by wiggling

His caboose was so obtuse, it caused a traffic jam in the butt world.

She walked into the room, and her caboose made a loud *thud*.

That caboose was so obtuse, it had its own zip code.

a rear so massive it could be used as a diving board for a pool of shame

Her caboose was so obtuse, it got a standing ovation.

He tried to sneak into the room, but his caboose was too big for the door.

That caboose was so obtuse, it had a heartbeat of its own.

a behind so huge it could be the main character in a horror movie about butt envy

His caboose was so obtuse, it scared the cat out of the house.

She showed up to the party, and her caboose was the main event.

That caboose was so obtuse, it had a sidekick.