Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a brain full of jelly and bad decisions

My cousin is so obtuse, he thinks a pizza is a breakfast food.

The teacher called me obtuse because I didn’t know what a triangle was.

My dog is obtuse. He doesn’t know when to stop eating.

2

from the ancient word for 'you're a lost cause'

My brother’s obtuse, he still thinks the moon is made of cheese.

My history teacher said the word obtuse came from ancient Rome, and I fell asleep.

My friend is obtuse because he thinks he’s a philosopher.

3

when an angle is too fat to be a right angle, and no one likes it

My math teacher said my angle was obtuse, and I got a D.

Obtuse angles are like my uncle, they’re just too big.

I failed geometry because I couldn’t draw an obtuse angle.

4

when you bend over so far, your back looks like it’s about to break

My mom bends over so much, she looks like she’s doing the obtuse.

In the Exorcist, the demon did the obtuse and scared the pants off me.

George did the obtuse and his pants fell down.

5

big, like a beach ball, and also a bit dumb

My cousin is obtuse, and he eats like a horse.

My dad is obtuse because he can’t fit through the door.

That guy at the gym is obtuse, and he flexes like a idiot.

6

when you feel like you're the size of a house, but you're also confused

I felt obtuse after eating three pizzas and watching TV for 10 hours.

My friend is obtuse because he eats like a bear and can’t read.

I got called obtuse because I couldn’t do the math and I cried.

7

that word the guy from Shawshank Redemption said when he was mad

Andy Dufresne said 'obtuse' when the warden yelled at him.

I said 'obtuse' when my math test failed again.

My brother said 'obtuse' when he lost his video game.