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To be so messed up it feels like you're stuck in a toilet clogged with spaghetti and your brain is screaming.

My uncle tried to dance in a grocery store. He looked like a confused chicken in a blender.

She wore a tuxedo to a pizza party. No one knew what to say.

He tried to explain quantum physics to a toddler. It was like watching a hurricane fight a toaster.

When something is so wrong it makes your eyes hurt and your brain wants to quit.

He wore socks with sandals to a funeral. Everyone was confused and mad.

She tried to sing opera in a subway. It was like a cat fight in a disco.

He put ketchup on his pizza. The universe wept.

To be so out of place it's like a donkey wearing a crown at a raccoon convention.

He showed up to a chess club wearing a swimsuit. It was like a fish out of water.

She tried to do yoga in a parking lot. It was like a cat trying to fly.

He wore a hat made of soup. The soup was confused.

When something is so wrong it makes your brain want to take a vacation.

He tried to ride a bike in a swimming pool. It was like a cow trying to do ballet.

She wore a tutu to a bar fight. The fight became a dance-off.

He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. His face looked like a sad clown.