Obtrompery

My cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese and it’s a conspiracy. He’s a real obtrompery.

She asked if the moon was made of cheese. I said no. She said it was a conspiracy. She’s an obtrompery.

My friend thinks the moon is made of cheese and the government hides the truth. He’s the worst obtrompery.

My neighbor thinks the sky is falling for real. He’s the definition of obtrompery.

She said the sky is falling and it’s not a joke. That’s what an obtrompery says.

He cried when he saw a cloud. He’s a total obtrompery.

He thinks the internet is a place you can walk into. That’s an obtrompery.

She told me the internet is a real place. I said she’s a total obtrompery.

My friend tried to visit the internet and got lost. He’s a real obtrompery.

My brother says the world is flat and it’s not a joke. He’s a real obtrompery.

She said the world is flat and it’s not a lie. That’s an obtrompery.

He tried to prove the world is flat and failed. He’s the worst obtrompery.

My friend thinks the sun is a giant fireball and it’s not a metaphor. He’s an obtrompery.

She said the sun is a fireball and it’s not a metaphor. That’s a real obtrompery.

He tried to explain the sun to a kid and said it’s a fireball. He’s the dumbest obtrompery.

He thinks the internet is a real place and it’s not fake. That’s an obtrompery.

She tried to move to the internet and got lost. She’s the dumbest obtrompery.

My brother still believes the internet is a place you can walk into. He’s a total obtrompery.