OBTLJ

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A holy mess of swear words and confusion that only a drunk angel would say before getting kicked out of heaven

'Oh Be The Lord Jesus' shouted at 2 a. m. from the back of a church

My cousin yelled it while burning a cross in the front yard

I texted it to my mom after she yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza

A prayer for people who hate everything and still want to be saved

My teacher said it when I drew a mustache on the principal’s face

My dog barked it at the mailman

I whispered it while hiding from the cops

A loud, swear-filled way to ask God for help when you're totally lost and covered in glitter

I said it in the middle of a dance recital

My brother yelled it during a math test

My neighbor screamed it while trying to fix his lawnmower