Obtination

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The messy part of getting info. Like when you're digging through trash to find a clue.

I got the info by sniffing out the truth from a pile of old pizza boxes.

He found the password by licking the keyboard like it was a popsicle.

She got the info by stealing a kid's lunch and eating it in the principal's office.

Getting info the hard way. Usually involves screaming, crying, or stealing.

He screamed so loud the cops came just to check if he was on fire.

She cried so much the floor got soaked and the janitor yelled at her.

He stole the info right out of the teacher's hand during lunch.

When you get info like it's your job. No mercy. No breaks.

He got the info by holding a fire alarm until it went off.

She got the info by giving the teacher a headache and a paper cut.

He got the info by making the principal do 100 push-ups.

Getting info the lazy way. Usually involves waiting, whispering, or bribing.

He waited until the teacher left and then snatched the answer key.

She whispered the secret into the principal's ear during a meeting.

He bribed the janitor with a bag of chips to get the info.

Getting info the messy way. Like when you're covered in glitter and spaghetti.

He got the info by eating the test and spitting it out like a monster.

She got the info by getting into a fight with the answer key.

He got the info by jumping into a pile of glitter and screaming the answer.