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A fancy way of saying you're too dumb to reach your goal. Like trying to touch the sky with your toe while wearing socks.
"Man, I failed that test again. I'm one bridge too far, man."
He tried to explain quantum physics to a goldfish. OBTF.
She said she'd win the lottery. I said she's one bridge too far.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When someone talks about stuff so gross, it’s like your brain got stabbed with a hot dog.
He brought up necrophilia in a group chat. OBTF.
She said she’d date a cow. I called her one bridge too far.
He mentioned beastiality during lunch. I dropped my sandwich.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A way of telling someone they went way past what’s acceptable, like throwing a party in a jail cell.
He said he’d date his grandma’s pet rat. OBTF.
She talked about being a vampire. I said she’s one bridge too far.
He brought up homosexuality at a church picnic. I called him OBTF.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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