obtainstuck

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Obtainstuck is when you’re about to rip something apart and then some stupid thing stops you cold. It’s like your brain says 'go' but your body says 'nope, I’m stuck here with Plunt Thor and his thunder tits.'

I was about to eat that pizza and then my brother sat on it.

I tried to run from my mom and she blocked my path like a Shirker Bandit.

I was about to beat up Sven, but then he started crying.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

Obtainstuck is when you’re all fired up and ready to go, but some stupid obstacle shows up like a Patagonian Sneak Bear and says 'not today, buddy.'

I was about to start a fight and then my dad showed up.

I was about to win the game and then my friend stole my controller.

I was about to beat up Sven and then he ran away.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

Obtainstuck is when you're so close to something awesome, but then some dumb thing messes it up. Like you’re about to rip someone’s head off and then Plunt Thor shows up with thunder tits.

I was about to eat my lunch and then my brother took it.

I was about to beat up Sven and then he ran away.

I was about to win the game and then my friend cheated.

by Slangipedia 12h ago