obswerveation

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When you spot some crap in your way just in time to yank the wheel like a maniac and avoid crashing into it, or you see someone else's skid-marks and think, 'Damn, that was close.'

I saw a raccoon in my lane and nearly drove into it. I swerved like a fool.

I saw some skid-marks and thought, 'That guy must've been drunk or high.'

I saw a kid on a bike and almost hit him. I almost cried.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

It's when you see something in your path and react fast, or you see someone else's mess and think, 'I hope I don't end up like that.'

I saw a goat in the road and swerved so hard I almost flew out of my seat.

I saw some skid-marks and thought, 'That must've been a hell of a crash.'

I saw a car that had crashed into a tree and thought, 'I don't want to be that guy.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

When you see something you don't want to hit and you make a last-minute turn, or you see someone else's last-minute turn and think, 'I hope I don't have to do that.'

I saw a cow in my lane and almost drove into it. I turned like a madman.

I saw some skid-marks and thought, 'That guy had to make a hell of a turn.'

I saw a car swerve into a ditch and thought, 'I don't want to be that driver.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

When you see something in your path and you make a sudden move to avoid it, or you see someone else's sudden move and think, 'That was a close call.'

I saw a deer and almost hit it. I swerved like a lunatic.

I saw some skid-marks and thought, 'That guy was lucky he didn't crash.'

I saw a car swerve and almost hit a pole. I thought, 'That was a mess.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

When you spot a problem in your way and you make a quick move to avoid it, or you see someone else's quick move and think, 'I hope I don't have to do that.'

I saw a dog in my lane and almost hit it. I turned so hard I almost fell out of my seat.

I saw some skid-marks and thought, 'That guy must've been in a hurry.'

I saw a car swerve and almost hit a truck. I thought, 'That was a mess.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

When you see something in your path and you make a sudden change of direction, or you see someone else's sudden change and think, 'I hope I don't have to do that.'

I saw a goat and almost hit it. I turned so fast I almost screamed.

I saw some skid-marks and thought, 'That guy must've been trying to save his life.'

I saw a car swerve and almost hit a lamppost. I thought, 'That was crazy.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago