Obstructive Sleep Apnea

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Obstructive sleep apnea is when your throat turns into a traffic jam during sleep. It happens when your body decides to stop breathing for no good reason.

My dad snores so loud he could wake up the dead. And he still falls asleep during lunch.

I thought my roommate was being dramatic. Turns out he was just gasping for air.

My dog starts snoring like a chainsaw, and I know I won't be getting any sleep tonight.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obstructive sleep apnea is when your body decides to take a break from breathing while you're trying to sleep. It’s like your throat is being held hostage by a group of lazy muscles.

My mom starts snoring like a donkey every night, and I’m too tired to yell at her.

I thought I had a ghost in my room. Turns out it was just my brother gasping for air.

My neighbor’s dog starts snoring so loud, I think the whole block heard it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obstructive sleep apnea is when your airway decides to go on strike during sleep. It happens when your throat gets too lazy to work, and your body pays the price.

My dad snores so hard, I think he’s trying to break the roof.

I fall asleep during my favorite show because my throat is too busy taking a nap.

My brother’s dog starts snoring like a construction site, and I can’t sleep.

by Slangipedia 7d ago