Obstructive comedy apnea

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When you laugh so hard you forget how to breathe and your face looks like a deflated balloon.

My dog ate my homework and I laughed so hard I choked on my coffee.

The kid in class told a joke about my pants and I couldn't breathe.

My uncle told a fart joke and I lost my voice for a minute.

You stop breathing because something is so stupid it makes your brain quit.

My teacher said math was fun and I almost died.

I watched a cat try to open a door and I fainted.

My cousin told me a joke about his ex and I couldn't breathe.

You laugh so hard you turn blue and your neighbor calls 911 because they think you're dead.

I saw a man fall into a pool of glitter and I turned purple.

My friend told me a joke about his mom and I lost my voice.

I watched a kid try to ride a duck and I turned blue.

You stop breathing because something is so funny it makes your lungs take a vacation.

I watched a dog ride a skateboard and I couldn't breathe.

My friend told me a joke about his dad and my lungs went on strike.

I saw a man try to eat a whole pizza and I laughed until I passed out.

When you laugh so hard your face turns red and your brain goes on strike.

I watched a man fall into a tub of ice cream and I turned red.

My friend told me a joke about his pet rat and I couldn't breathe.

I saw a kid try to balance on a pencil and I laughed until I cried.

You laugh so hard your nose runs and your neighbor calls the cops because they think you’re dying.

I saw a man try to dance with a goat and my nose ran.

My mom told me a joke about her boss and I couldn’t breathe.

I watched a kid try to swallow a whole sandwich and my nose ran like a waterfall.