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Super confusing and weird, like you just got hit in the face with a sock full of glitter and bad decisions.
Why is the menu written in hieroglyphs and emojis?
This guy tried to explain quantum physics using a toaster.
I watched a video about how to tie shoes and now I have existential dread.
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So bizarre it makes your brain short-circuit, like someone took a crayon and drew nonsense on your homework.
That presentation was like a cat walked through a paint factory.
She said the sky is green and it's made of cheese.
He tried to solve the problem by screaming into a hair dryer.
3
So weird it makes you question your life choices, like you woke up in a pineapple and your dog is talking.
This guy said the moon is a giant pizza and it's been stolen by aliens.
I tried to follow the instructions and now my fridge is dancing.
She thinks gravity is just a conspiracy by bananas.
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So confusing it makes your head feel like it’s been microwaved and then thrown into a blender.
Why is the recipe for soup written in pig Latin?
He tried to explain time travel using a sock and a calculator.
This map is so confusing I think I just found a new dimension.
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So strange it’s like your brain got kicked by a goat and now it’s covered in glitter.
She said the sun is just a giant flamingo wearing sunglasses.
He tried to prove that clouds are made of spaghetti.
I watched a video about why trees are sad and now I’m crying.
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