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A word that means you’re so clumsy you trip over your own feet and blame the floor
He tried to walk and fell like a drunk flamingo.
She spilled her coffee and then tripped over her own toes.
He dropped his phone and then stumbled into a wall like it was his enemy.
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A word that means you’re so awkward you make the awkwardness of others look good
He tried to flirt and made the whole conversation feel like a bad horror movie.
She asked a question and then stared at the floor like it was a crime scene.
He tried to high-five someone and just stood there like a confused statue.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A word that means you’re so clumsy you think your feet are out to get you
He stepped on his own shadow and fell like a sack of bricks.
She tripped over her own hair and looked like a confused raccoon.
He dropped his bag and then fell into a chair like it was a trap.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A word that means you’re so awkward you could make a robot feel shy
He tried to talk and just stood there like a confused chicken.
She tried to laugh and it sounded like a broken door.
He waved and then forgot how to wave like he was a lost puppy.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A word that means you’re so clumsy you think the floor is your nemesis
He tripped over nothing and fell like he was hit by a truck.
She walked into a wall and it looked like she had a grudge with it.
He dropped his keys and then dropped them again like they were in on it.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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