obstitastrious

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A word for food so good it makes your brain shut down and your mouth explode.
That pizza was obstitastrious. I ate it and my face turned into a lava flow.
My mom’s meatloaf was obstitastrious. I fought my brother for the last bite.
That taco was obstitastrious. I cried happy tears and then ate three more.
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When food is so good it turns your insides into a happy dance party.
That burger was obstitastrious. I ate it and my stomach started doing the cha-cha.
The cake was obstitastrious. I ate it so fast I got a stomachache from joy.
That soup was obstitastrious. I drank it and my face turned into a smiley face.
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A meal so good it makes your soul sing and your mouth go 'woah.'
That cake was obstitastrious. I ate it and my soul started doing the moonwalk.
My dad’s ribs were obstitastrious. I ate them so fast my mouth said 'woah.'
That pizza was obstitastrious. I cried and laughed at the same time.
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When food is so good it makes your brain go 'why?' and your mouth go 'more.'
That burger was obstitastrious. I ate it and my brain said 'why?' and my mouth said 'more.'
That cake was obstitastrious. I ate it so fast my brain exploded and my mouth screamed 'more.'
That taco was obstitastrious. I ate it and my brain said 'why?' and my mouth said 'more.'
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A food so good it makes your mouth say 'yes' and your brain say 'I need more.'
That pizza was obstitastrious. My mouth said 'yes' and my brain said 'I need more.'
That soup was obstitastrious. My mouth said 'yes' and my brain said 'I need more.'
That cake was obstitastrious. My mouth said 'yes' and my brain said 'I need more.'
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