Obstillution

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a mess so bad it makes your brain hurt

My mom's living room looked like a warzone after her kid's birthday party.

The traffic jam was so bad I could have walked to Canada faster.

My brother's math test was a disaster. He put '1 + 1 = 3' and called it a day.

a problem that just won't go away, like a bad smell in a shoe

My dad's snoring is an obstillution. It never stops, not even during a nap.

My pet turtle's obsession with my pencil is an obstillution. He won't leave it alone.

My sister's loud singing is an obstillution. It's like she's trying to wake the dead.

a situation so bad it makes you want to scream into a pillow

My math teacher gave us a problem so hard, it felt like being tortured.

My mom's cooking is so bad, it's like eating a sock that was left in a sock drawer for 10 years.

My brother's Fortnite game is an obstillution. He’s been playing for 12 hours straight.

a problem so big, it feels like it's going to swallow you whole

My dog ate my homework. Now I have to explain why I failed math.

My mom's new job is an obstillution. She’s working 18 hours a day.

My brother's Fortnite game is an obstillution. He’s been playing for 12 hours straight.

a situation that's so bad, it's like your life is on fire

My pet turtle's obsession with my pencil is an obstillution. He won't leave it alone.

My math teacher gave us a problem so hard, it felt like being tortured.

My brother’s Fortnite game is an obstillution. He’s been playing for 12 hours straight.