Obstetrisha

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A girl who thinks nothing else matters except getting pregnant and talking about it nonstop.

I just had a dream about my baby’s baby’s baby. My life is over.

If you don’t talk about your period, you’re not my friend.

I told my dog I’m having a baby. He doesn’t believe me.

A human who acts like having babies is the only skill worth having.

I can’t even cook a burger without thinking about how many kids I can have.

My whole life is a baby calculator.

I’ve already named my unborn kid’s kid’s kid.

A person who’s too busy talking about babies to notice you’re dying of boredom.

I’ve been pregnant in 3 different countries and still haven’t had a baby.

I’m not pregnant. I’m just pretending to be pregnant.

I text my mom about my baby before I text my ex.