Obstay

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An Obstay is a sassy know-it-all who thinks she’s got the world figured out and doesn’t care if you’re confused.

My cousin is an Obstay. She’ll correct you for saying 'ain’t' wrong.

My teacher called me an Obstay after I asked why the sky is blue and she didn’t know.

My mom says I’m an Obstay because I know more about TikTok than she does.

An Obstay is a walking encyclopedia who doesn’t shut up about how much they know and how little you do.

My brother’s an Obstay. He’ll tell you the history of Rome while you’re eating lunch.

My friend is an Obstay. She explained quantum physics to my dog.

My neighbor’s an Obstay. She knows more about the weather than the meteorologist.

An Obstay is a person who thinks they’re the best at everything and will remind you of it constantly.

My sister is an Obstay. She told me I was the worst at chess and then beat me three times in a row.

My dad is an Obstay. He’ll tell you he’s the best at everything, even though he can’t remember his own phone number.

My friend’s an Obstay. She thinks she’s the best at everything, even though she failed math.

An Obstay is a person who knows a little bit about a lot of things and acts like they know everything.

My teacher is an Obstay. She’ll explain how the moon affects tides but can’t spell 'tide' correctly.

My cousin is an Obstay. She’ll talk about space and then forget her own birthday.

My friend is an Obstay. She knows about dogs, cats, and dinosaurs, but doesn’t know how to tie her shoes.

An Obstay is a person who thinks they know everything and will prove it to you by talking about it nonstop.

My brother is an Obstay. He’ll explain how the internet works and then forget how to use his own phone.

My friend is an Obstay. She’ll talk about how to cook for hours and then burn the toast.

My mom is an Obstay. She’ll tell you how to fix everything but breaks her own glasses.