obstanculate

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1
make something so broken it might cry
That test was so hard it obstanculated my brain.
My mom's cooking obstanculated my stomach.
That joke obstanculated my soul.
2
turn something into a pile of trash and laugh about it
He obstanculated my homework and walked away.
My dad obstanculated my new shoes with a hammer.
That cat obstanculated my sandwich.
3
make something so ruined it wishes it was dead
That math problem obstanculated my sanity.
My brother obstanculated my pizza with ketchup.
The teacher obstanculated my dreams.
4
take something and turn it into a cursed object
My dog obstanculated my favorite toy.
That video game obstanculated my life.
My mom obstanculated my dinner with hot sauce.
5
make something so messed up it might start a riot
That test obstanculated my hopes.
My sister obstanculated my phone with a banana.
That dog obstanculated my peace.
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